22 7 / 2014
*breaks into Disneyland during the purge*
*and steals all the merch*
*save the small world children slaves*
*wear Ariel’s dress and skip around the park*
*swims in The Rivers Of America*
*climbs Sleeping Beauty Castle*
*eats all of the Mickey Premium Bars*
*flies on Tinkerbell’s firework zipline*
21 7 / 2014
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
15 7 / 2014
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
15 7 / 2014
its pretty obnoxious when its 2014 and harry potter can still wreck you like its summer of 07.
and you know it will continue to be this way for the rest of your life